Is 'Awkward' the new 'Random'?

First Blog? I don't know.

So yeah, obviously I've started blogging, which is something I never thought would happen. To me blogging is fairly pretentious. Do I have anything valuable to say? No. But I still assume people will want to read my crap... (Haha, just had an idea of people telling the future by literally reading crap (poo)... Like tea-leaves)

Personally I enjoy reading blogs... I'm not sure why. They tend to be pretentious if you ask me... WHICH YOU DIDN'T! That's why blogging is stupid! No one asked me what I thought! No one cares what I think about blogs? Why am I writing this? Maybe that's it... Maybe I'm writing this because no one asked me... Maybe I'm writing this because in the real world no one cares what I think of blogs... Maybe the blog is just an excuse to talk about something no one wants to hear, but you want to say?

Or maybe I'm just pretentious?

The most useful idea that's come out of this blog is reading the future through crap. It's basically fool-proof. Some old  clairvoyant sifting through excrement... All she can say is "The future looks like shit..."